FW: Toliet washing instructions

This is the second time I have seen this and I just had to pass it on, after all it has a dobe! The first time I saw it, I laughed so hard I couldn’t see straight, hopefully some of you will feel the same!


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From: Jensen, JamesD (Bacchus) [mailto:JamesD.Jensen@ATK.COM]
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Subject: FW: Toliet washing instructions



Subject: FW: Toliet washing instructions

Toilet Cleaning  Instructions:  


1.  Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to  the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe  him
 while  you carry him towards the  bathroom.  

3.  In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both  lids. You may
 need  to stand on the lid.  

4.  The cat will self agitate and make ample  suds.
 Never  mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat  is  actually  enjoying this.

5.  Flush the toilet three or four times.
 This  provides a "power-wash" and rinse".  

6.  Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there  are no people between the bathroom and the front  door.
 

7.  Stand behind the toilet as far as you  can,
 and  quickly lift both lids.  

8.  The cat will rocket out of the  toilet,
 streak  through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself  off.  

9.  Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling  clean.


  
 
 
 
Sincerely,  
The Dog


 
 


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