This came from someone on the list and I just had to share it!

So, I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local

Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows

to make sure my Doberman pup had fresh air. 

She was stretched full-out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" 

"Stay! Stay!" 

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said, 

"Why don't you just put it in park?"

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