These were worth passing on no offense to anyone who may own a little toy breed of dog, it is meant in good fun Stephen Parsons Family Dobes Quality Dobermans for 17 years 801-636-8006 www.familydobes.com -----Original Message----- From: amy parsons [mailto:taztazace@yahoo.com] Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:30 AM To: info@familydobes.com Subject: Thought you might like theses Steve I found theses while looking on the internet and thought you might like them. A timid little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,sir,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied to the outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man,wearing biker leather, his body hair growing out through the seams,turned slowly on his stool,looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?" "Well," squesked the little man, obviously nervous, "I belive my dog just killed it,sir" "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," answered the little man, "It's a little poodle sir." "Bull" roared the biker, "How could your poodle kill my Doberman?" "It appears that your dog chocked on her,sir." "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." Dave Berry "No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." Fran Lebowitz "Ever consider what they must think of us?I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken,pork,half a cow.They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth." Anne Tyler "Of all the things I miss from veterinary pratice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!" Dr. Tom Cat "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,he will not bite you;that is the principal differemncebetween a dog and a man." Mark Twain "He is your friend,your partener,your defender,your dog.you are his life ,his love,his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.you owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." unown ________________________________ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.